April 2011
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Men,” she said. “No matter how unappealing, each of them imagines he is somehow...
– White Oleander by Janet Fitch (via fuckyeahwhiteoleander)
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We live in a world where we have to hide to make love, while violence is...
– John Lennon (via loveyourchaos)
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Yes, Obama duped young people by not doing every single thing they want. So now,...
– Stephen Colbert (via jazzyjenn)
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A conversation at the grownup table, as imagined...
MOM: Pass the wine, please. I want to become crazy.
DAD: O.K.
GRANDMOTHER: Did you see the politics? It made me angry.
DAD: Me, too. When it was over, I had sex.
UNCLE: I’m having sex right now.
DAD: We all are.
MOM: Let’s talk about which kid I like the best.
DAD: (laughing) You know, but you won’t tell.
MOM: If they ask me again, I might tell.
FRIEND FROM WORK: Hey, guess what! My voice is pretty loud!
DAD: (laughing) There are actual monsters in the world, but when my kids ask I pretend like there aren’t.
MOM: I’m angry! I’m angry all of a sudden!
DAD: I’m angry, too! We’re angry at each other!
MOM: Now everything is fine.
DAD: We just saw the PG-13 movie. It was so good.
MOM: There was a big sex.
FRIEND FROM WORK: I am the loudest! I am the loudest!
(Everybody laughs.)
MOM: I had a lot of wine, and now I’m crazy!
GRANDFATHER: Hey, do you guys know what God looks like?
ALL: Yes.
GRANDFATHER: Don’t tell the kids.
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Closing your eyes isn’t going to change anything. Nothing’s going to disappear...
– Kafka on the Shore by Haruki Murakami
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They’re fucking gross, man. Look, I love beautiful girls too. I think everyone...
– Amy Poehler on American Apparel (via emptysky)
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Loneliness is the human condition. Cultivate it. The way it tunnels into you...
– White Oleander by Janet Fitch (via fuckyeahwhiteoleander)
In The Mirror Dancing So Sleazy: Unsolicited... →
leeroyjenkins:
When your mother hits you, do not strike back. When the boys call asking your cup size, say A, hang up. When he says you gave him blue balls, say you’re welcome. When a girl with thick black curls who smells like bubble gum stops you in a stairwell to ask if you’re a boy, explain that you keep your hair short so she won’t have anything to grab when you head-butt her. Then...
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I have to say, as someone who is not Christian, it’s hard for me to believe...
– Jon Stewart to Mike Huckabee on The Daily Show (via onusmemorandi)
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Where Children Sleep
reginasworld:
Senegal
5th Ave., NY
Katmandu, Nepal
Tokyo, Japan
Rome, Italy
Palastinian Refugee Camp in Hebron
Phom Phen, Cambodia
Rio de Janeiro, Brazil
from James Mollison’s book Where Children Sleep